10. Sit in the South stands at Sports Authority Field
Probably the only place ever where you won’t mind having beer, popcorn, and puke all over your shoes.
11. Sit in ski traffic
Apparently waking up extra early to "beat the traffic" was everyone else's idea, too.
12. Understand the weather
Meaning that you don’t get too surprised when you drive to work in a blizzard, catch happy hour on a rooftop, and then drive home in a rainstorm.
That last bean & taco platter is never, ever a good idea -- but you do it anyway.
14. Take the Coors Brewery tour
Actually, take as many brewery tours as possible.
15. Make a... purchase
Just so you can rub it in the faces of all your friends who still live in those "closed-minded" states.