Denver is a city of many fine qualities, which means many of the people "from" Denver actually came here from elsewhere. These transplants come in all shapes and sizes (well not like, giant and square -- it's an expression, okay?), so here's a field guide to some of the species you're most likely to encounter:
The Spot-On Portlander
You could watch Portlandia, or you could just observe this character's antics locally. There is shockingly little difference.
The Summit County Legend
Descended on Denver after maybe one too many years of fresh pow, heavy partying, and mornings spent at over 12,000ft. You may have had the most epic weekend ever, but nothing will compare to that season back in '99. The regret lies heavy on their sun-soaked faces that they’ve hung up their boots and boards for a more straight life below the tree line.