3. Throwing a fit when a menu item has been removed
In case you haven't noticed, many a restaurant rotates menu options quite frequently these days. Odds are, if they made something you really loved before, they just might be capable of making something else you'd enjoy -- so expand your horizons and stop demanding something that's probably out of season anyway.
4. Giggling like a child when asking what "Rocky Mountain Oysters" are all about
They’re balls! Okay, it's a little funny. But still, get it together.
5. Vaping on a patio
Know the laws... of not being a complete tool.
6. Flipping out when patio seating is on a two-hour wait
Oh, you figured you were the only one who thought of soaking up a little Vitamin D on a sunny Saturday afternoon? Patience is a virtue.