2. Being all coy and awkward when asking where the nearest dispensary is
You don’t have to get on the table and shout your question either, but come on, it's legal and there's practically one on every corner at this point. Do you really have to get your server involved? Google exists.
3. Throwing a fit when a menu item has been removed
In case you haven't noticed, many a restaurant rotates menu options quite frequently these days. Odds are, if they made something you really loved before, they just might be capable of making something else you'd enjoy -- so expand your horizons and stop demanding something that's probably out of season anyway.
4. Giggling like a child when asking what "Rocky Mountain Oysters" are all about
They’re balls! Okay, it's a little funny. But still, get it together.