10. Don't expect to be picked up in a luxury sedan
Chances are, he owns a bike. Or maybe, if you're lucky, a Smart Car in which you'll be riding shotgun with his snowboarding equipment.
11. Things are so good for women (or men) seeking men, they made up a nickname about it
Though, to be fair, "Menver" was a pretty obvious linguistic move.
12. Having a lame first date is damn near impossible
Or at least, it should be, now that you have this.
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