19. Drinking non-Colorado beer
Finding good beer in Denver is like shooting fish in a barrel... a barrel full of beer, and we’re the fish, and no shooting is involved.
20. Not paying for the extra guac at Chipotle
Have you ever been disappointed after you did it? HAVE YOU?
21. Taking I-25 and hoping to get to work on time
Bring a book. And a pillow. Or just start looking for new jobs.
22. Not owning a bike
Denver society will shun you. No, B-Cycle doesn't count.
23. Moving elsewhere
Even if you screw the previous 22 things up, you'll STILL never have it better.
24. Not moving here after you visit
It’s a 100% guarantee that you’ll move out here within a year of your first visit.
25. Moving away
Everywhere else is literally all downhill from here.
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