Whether you're going to be stuffing your face with turkey in Detroit or you'll be traveling to do said stuffing elsewhere, you can stuff your heart and mind with these 10 things that Detroit has to be thankful for, some of which you can also use to stuff your face:
1. We’re thankful for the millions of well-timed, well-placed stop lights that are "currently under study for removal." These things are just stopping "suggestions", right?
2. We’re thankful that the footprint of Tiger Stadium has been preserved for posterity. Really, we are. But we’d be even MORE thankful if we could keep the place a little tidier. Sparky Anderson can still see it from somewhere.
3. We’re thankful that Mitt Romney's suggestion to "Let Detroit Go Bankrupt" didn't happen. Well, it did, but not in the way HE was talking about.