Usually with long beards, wearing the same clothes they wore in the '70s, but a few pounds heavier. Can be seen crushing cans of Coors Banquet in the parking lot.
6. Metalhead who screams "SLAYERRRRRRRRRRR!" at non-Slayer shows
Secretly a big fan of yacht rock, but may forget which concert they are at halfway through.
7. Weary first-concert teenagers
Likely consuming mass quantities of nachos and slushies, you can tell them by the deer-in-headlights look when it comes to finding a spot on the hill.
8. Concert-seasoned teenagers who arrive early for prime spots on the hill
The antipode of #7, these are the kids who show up to every single concert with $5 vouchers from their corner gas station, ready to find a spot to turn into "Make Out Point."
9. Tipsy Button-Down Shirt Dad
Usually found at Steely Dan. Usually doesn’t stray far from the beer stand. Usually wearing socks with sandals.