23. The Cell Phone Moviemaker
His friends will really appreciate all the dimly lit videos with unrecognizable sound that he uploads to Instagram. No, really.
24. Sleepers on the other side of the hill
Probably went a little overboard on the Little Caesars and White Zinfandel.
25. The solitary person with an enormous picnic blanket
You know, the one who says she is "waiting" on "friends" who aren’t actually coming. There’s no shame in going to see Bryan Adams by yourself, lady. Make some room for all those lovers out there.
26. Friendly housewives at the concession stand
In need of a part-time job to get them out of the house in the summer, they are excited to be surrounded by people -- unless it’s Ozzfest day, in which case you’ll feel their judgy eyes and the overwhelming sense of how glad they are that their kids didn’t turn out like you.
27. The Sweaty Hipster
Flannel. Wool hat. Skinny jeans. Suffering through a $9 macro because that’s all he could scrape together from the seats in his band van.
28. Out-of-their element Juggalos
He’s got a hatchet-man tattoo and half-sweated off face paint; she’s wearing a black and orange tutu with striped-knee socks, both are wishing they were at the Gathering instead.
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