3. Water sports
Get your mind out of the gutter. We are referencing the literal boat (!) loads of fun things to do with the aforementioned precious resource. Jet skis, wakeboards, motorboats, rowboats, party barges, canoes, kayaks, paddle boarding, tubing (aka river lounging), and of course, Super Soaker battles.
Now that we’ve established Michigan’s water superiority factor, let us rejoice in the fruits of said resource. Whether you want to catch your own (which we hear tell is pretty damn fun) or just enjoy consuming someone else’s hard work, this is the prime season and place to do so. Salmon, whitefish, trout, perch, and walleye are among our good eats here.