To create the perfect Halloween, one needs to combine equal parts ideal-autumn conditions, ghost-town backdrop, and slightly-demented-yet-highly-entertaining residents. In steps Detroit. This city takes Halloween seriously. So come, people from less-interesting and weird cities, and join in the debauchery -- but make sure to bring your A-game. This most unholy of holidays is not taken lightly around these parts.
1. Detroit has more haunted attractions than anybody
Fact: the Detroit area has more haunted houses, corn mazes, hayrides, and such per capita than any other place in the world. Go ahead, disprove that! You can't! So if you happen to be an evil clown, you can find a respectable career path here... for October at least. The rest of the year, please go back to wherever it is you came from, scary clowns.