You live in Detroit. Which, despite what some others around the country might tell you, is a damn fine decision. But that doesn't mean you're permanently in the clear -- there are plenty of ways you can still screw up. Like these...
1. Ordering a plain coney
What are you going for here, exactly? Health? Nutrition? It’s a hot dog. You already threw all pretensions of health out the window.
2. Sticking to the same two or three restaurants every time you go out
2014 alone brought you these gems, and that's just the beginning of all the deliciousness that's out there for the taking.
3. Parking at a dysfunctional meter thinking you’re off the hook
By all logic, you should be. By Detroit logic, you owe $45.
4. Ordering non-Michigan beer
No explanation necessary.