Grosse Pointe Park
Ohhhhhhhh, you want SO BADLY to not be Detroit, we know, we know! You even built a barricade! But, GPP, you ain't no Grosse Pointe Farms. You ain't even no Grosse Pointe Woods. You are, essentially, East Detroit, and we allllllllllllllllllll know it. Even you. Even you.
Technically, Eastpointe was, once upon a time, East Detroit. But they changed their name to disassociate themselves with Detroit's bad reputation, and then managed to get even crappier. No one WANTS to live in Eastpointe. They just do. For reasons.
Look, if you can get past all of the drug-addled redneck neighbors, vandalizations, car thefts, break-ins, sexual assaults, and occasional stabbings, Roseville isn't so bad...
Fraser used to be a pretty nice place, but a city can only be neighbors with Roseville for so long before Roseville starts to bleed over. Literally. What with the occasional stabbings.