Home of much-loved local breweries, the General Motors Tech Center, Detroit Arsenal Tank Plant, and the highest concentration of strip clubs this side of 8 Mile. Also, where Eminem actually grew up. And that is everything you need to know about Warren.
A city-sized office park with its own dedicated highway system.
Once called "America's Whitest City," the city has since been bested by Portland (of course) for the title, but that doesn’t mean it's not still really, really white.
Pleasant Ridge is just a cloister of architectural perfection tucked away and shielded from the meh-ness of its immediate surroundings; an impossibly idyllic neighborhood hidden in plain sight. Obviously, there must be human sacrifices involved. Even the name reads a little too... well, pleasant. Something sinister is clearly at play.
Similar to Pleasant Ridge, only Plymouth is an entire self-contained community with its own retail and entertainment district isolated from surrounding cities. The housing stock is a bit less idyllic, save for the residential stretch of Penniman Ave, which is perfection. Hope you're into anglocentricity though, because, wow, there is not a brown person for miles. But hey, at least it's not Livonia! It is, however, right next to Livonia.
See: Plymouth and Pleasant Ridge, only the houses aren’t so much architecturally interesting as they are just simply big. Downtown Northville's Main St is plucked straight out of a Norman Rockwell postcard, hence the creepy Stepford vibe.
Once home to the other Gibraltar Trade Center, the only gun shows happening in Taylor now are from guys in muscle shirts driving IROC-Zs with T-Tops and sporting mullets unironically. How about THESE guns?
Romulus only exists for precisely two reasons: Detroit Metro Airport and Detroit Metro Airport parking. End of list.
Inkster proudly boasts a crime rate of 249% the national average. Way to achieve, Inkster!
Westland is a city named after its mall. And that is everything you need to know about Westland.