Freebie of the Week Get into the Ford Arts, Beats & Eats fest fo' FREE tomorrow if you show up before 5p and bring three non-perishable food items (Twinkies!!!). The four-day Downtown Royal Oak fete will include performances by Smash Mouth (!!!), MC Hammer, and Guster (beats), deliciousness from the likes of Green Lantern, Prime29, and Lockhart's BBQ (eats), and arts (... arts). Thursday, August 29th Want to watch Brad Pitt stop a zombie pandemic? Ok, but what about if you could watch him do it for $2 while also drinking beers?? Rap + Noodles = This $2 Sapporo-filled Green Dot Stables party, naturally. Friday, August 30th Ugh, ANOTHER world's-largest FREE Jazz Festival? Fine. Saturday, August 31st Order some pies for Labor Day IMMEDIATELY from Sister Pie, which's taking a hiatus from its hiatus to do a special LD menu with "pie sandwich cookies" (?!?!?), tomato cheddar chive pies, and more. Tuesday, September 3rd Why in the hell would you drive four hours to Traverse City? Aziz Ansari. That's freaking why.