Fake Jeopardy Interview Intros

Expanding on Trebek's ever-intriguing contestant intros, this Tumblr's loaded with quips including "Alice Shane found an unusual use for her standing vacuum cleaner. Alice?", and "You listed Marcy Playground as an influence. Peter?", so clearly Peter loves Opium...which was apparently the name of a Marcy Playground song not called Sex and Candy.