Riverhead Raceway: Sometimes you're so fed up with the pretentiousness of Hamptons nightlife, you need something that is as far from that as possible. Look no further than Riverhead Raceway. Monster truck rallies, demolition derby, stock car racing -- every Saturday night, Riverhead Raceway has something to satiate the inner Southerner in all of us.
Massage On Demand: Our old friends at Massage on Demand are always at your service. Within 10mins of your massage outside the club, you'll be saying, "What club?" And your friends will be saying, "I'm worried about Jeff, he can't even remember places we're currently getting massaged in front of..."
Impersonate A Valet In Order To Talk To Girls: The only real reason to go to a club in the first place is to talk to girls. Impersonating a valet lets you get to them before any other brute at the club has even had the chance! It's a good move to always keep a suitcase full of assorted valet attendant uniforms in your car, so that you can adapt to a variety of venues.