Houston is hot right now, and gaining transplants by the minute -- but you're not officially "from" here until you've done these 24 things. And then complained about, ugh, all the transplants.
1. Have a favorite tequila
And a second, third, and fourth string... just in case the bar doesn’t have your el tóxico of choice.
2. Figure out how to pronounce Kuykendahl
And roll your eyes at those that leave out the “r.”
3. Start to actually kinda hate Dallas
And while you’re at it, maybe hate a little bit on Austin, too.