1. Sergeant Cordell Walker
Walker, Texas Ranger
Chuck Norris. Was there ever really any other choice? Not only is this renegade a total boss, but he also has one helluva ninja kick, which seems oddly out of place for a Dallas/Fort Worth-based law enforcement officer, yet somehow fits his character. So do his hat, guns, pickup truck, and punch-packing sidekick -- former Dallas Cowboys player Jimmy Trivette. And truth be told, there’s not a character out there, Texan or not, that delivers a better one liner than Cordell Walker.