14. We have Beyoncé… and by transitive property, Jay-Z. Dallas has Vanilla Ice… and by transitive property, herpes.
15. Houston’s Med Center FTW!
16. Even Uchi wanted to come here.
17. Our paychecks go further than yours.
18. We’re the most ethnically diverse city. Not just in Texas. In the ENTIRE country.
19. Do you understand what that means for our food? We. Have. Everything.