20. Take for granted October through April
Because summer is coming, and it will be a long one.
21. Forget thy SPF 45
Especially if thou is golfing.
22. Be stingy with thine pool
Unless thou art a dick.
23. Attempt driving in the “snow”
Despite the lack of white stuff outside thy window, honor thy local news reporter and stay off the roads, lest thou wanteth to be the car on TV stuck in a ditch.