You live in Houston, so clearly you’re doing something right. But like playing with a Ouija board in a horror film, it just takes one wrong move before you’re being haunted by a psychopathic demon that wants to take over your soul. To help you avoid that (or maybe just to help you not have a bad day), here are the 25 worst decisions you can make in Houston:
1. Not carrying a bathing suit on your person at all times
You may have planned on going home after brunch, but now that you’re mimosa-fueled, doesn’t crushing Lone Star in your friend’s pool look way better than preparing for that presentation tomorrow?
2. Not having an umbrella in your car at all times
In fact, keep your umbrella with your bathing suit. You’ll probably need both today.
3. Coming into contact with the Buffalo Bayou water
After 3 hours at FPSF, it may seeeem like a good idea, but it's not. It's really, really not.
4. Not watching the surge prices during any major holiday or festival
Including but not limited to Halloween, Saint Patrick’s Day, and any football game Johnny Football is even vaguely related to. You will get be taking a $50+ Uber home.