New Year's Day was yesterday, so unless you've broken all your resolutions already, it's about time you decided to vastly improve your life in 2014 by finally
getting in shape saving more money volunteering more often attending wayyy more topless pool parties. Us? We're happy writing down a few resolutions we might keep this year...
We resolve to enjoy the vividly artificial beauty of Las Vegas at night, and do it from the very best vantage points.
We resolve to do more eating/drinking at the kind of off-Strip hidden gems that sell "Ass Juice" and that The Rat Pack used to hang out in.
We resolve to do something very difficult: eat something besides the incredible peanut putter-, or truffle-, or bacon jam-topped burgers available in this city.
We resolve to only drink vodka that's been distilled 159 times, because 160 is outlandish.