Tired of beautiful women constantly shooting you down? Then head over to just-opened Machine Guns Vegas, where the hot hostesses will show you how to kill something other than your confidence at their state-of-the-art shooting range, which feels like a military-inspired ultra lounge, what with its plush, flatscreen-loaded VIP area, and, uh... gun-toting women
The brainchild of a Brit gal who moved to Vegas in '98 after narrowly missing out on becoming a Spice Girl (Shooty Spice?), MGV's comely cap-busters include lasses like Jeannie Duffy, an Irish-Korean model who spent 6yrs in the US Air Force, and Kinessa Tay, an Army-trained expert markswoman who claims "whoever said modeling was easy obviously has never stood on a mountainside with four-inch heels defying death", narrowing down the possible number of people who think modeling is easy to literally everybody other than Kinessa Tay
Displayed on iPads, the 50-model-strong stock includes enough handguns and full-autos to give you a semi, all parceled into packages ranging from the Allied-vs-Axis-themed "World @ War" (standard-issue 1911 pistol, MP40, M3 "Grease Gun"), to the Colt M4/FN Scar/AK-47/Beretta M9 "Call of Duty", a pastime that all but guarantees hot women will shoot you down.