Since Nick Papagiorgio won all the muscle cars on top of slot machines, you should probably look to get your high-speed kicks in Vegas from World Class Driving's all-new American Muscle Car Driving Experience, which desperately wants you to take their array of sexy Detroit steel & rubber and beat the crap out of it in the desert.
After a quick stop at the World Class Dream garage, things will get really real on the barren desert roads of Red Rock Canyon once you get behind the wheels of three different monsters: a Shelby GT500, a Challenger SRT8, and a Corvette Z06.
First up: the Z06 cranks out a mere 506hp and 600lbs of torque, meaning you'll spring from zero to over-the-speed-limit in 3.7 seconds.
It also displays your speed as a holograph in the windshield, so you can see that climb and climb until the pace car out front spots some fuzz and radios the group to slow down.
A third of the way into your trip, you'll stop for a second to take in this view...
... and then the view of your next musclebound monster, the 662hp Shelby GT500.
If you don't know how to drive a stick, maybe you should learn on your buddy's Accord before you come out here.
After the Shelby, it's on to the Challenger SRT8. It's got 470hp under the hood, and, if your name is Walter Jr., your mom will make you take it right back to the dealership the day after your dad buys it for you.
Once it's all through, you'll even get a video of your petrified face piloting these beasts. Objects in the rear view mirror may appear faster than you should probably be driving cars.