We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming about how to fly biplanes over the desert and $750 cupcakes to tell you that Britney Spears is doing a 100-show residency at an "intimately sized" night-clubby theater at Planet Hollywood in Vegas, and you need to go see her, for these very reasons
You can get tickets for just $59
That’s only $9.05 more than Carrot Top! And $39 cheaper than CRISS ANGEL® Believe™, which spends all the extra cash on trademarking names nobody else wants to use
She might lip sync!
First, there were rumors out there from a very reputable “source” of the NY Daily News that she would be Milli Vanilli-ing, so she’d always sound really good. Then she swore she wouldn’t be, which would probably make her sound really bad. Hopefully she’s lying
You can book a Meet & Greet package that lets you meet & greet Britney herself
Or go with the Front & Center VIP Table Package that comes with a bottle of Moet (“or a comparable substitute”), guaranteed valet access ("if desired"), AND a commemorative VIP laminate.
Britney has a Katy Perry collab song on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack
Collectively, Donny & Marie, Lights: A Tribute to Journey, and Mirage headliners Kevin James & Ray Romano have a total of zero.