27. Get pampered at ESPA
You don't know what you're missing in life if you've never had a good massage, and the massages (and whole spa experience) at ESPA are the best.
Vegas may have one of the most underrated Chinatowns in the country, and Monta is the best ramen here. The pork, which is featured in many of its dishes, is simmered for 12 hours, making it a truly tender treat.
The Fremont Street Experience is a 24-hour pedestrian mall with a massive LED canopy that's just the right kind of over-the-top Vegas fun for people with a sense of adventure and little patience for the monster Strip casinos. While you're there, take a zip-line ride from a two-story-tall replica of a slot machine called SlotZilla. Also, squeeze in a Fremont pub crawl and hit places like Commonwealth, Park on Fremont, Beauty Bar, The Laundry Room, Vanguard Lounge, and Banger Brewing, and be sure to do as the locals do and get rowdy at The Griffin to either start or end your night.
You're in high hipster heaven at the Gold Spike, which is basically a romper room for fledgling adults complete with a massive backyard, live music, and lawn games. You can even stay there at the newly revamped boutique hotel, The Oasis, which is a great place to spend the night downtown.