13. You haven't been to Summerlin
Since most of what you think is Summerlin -- including Tivoli Village (on the border); Whole Foods (outside the border); and the Red Rock Resort (ok, it's barely inside... maybe) -- aren't actually inside this upscale suburb.
14. Our traffic's pretty good!
The only people who disagree are the tourists stuck at the intersection of Las Vegas Blvd and Flamingo.
15. Motorized shopping carts aren't the best way to get around the Strip
C'mon, man! Leave those for the people who need 'em and get some exercise.
16. There's plenty of fresh food here
Yeah, we're in the middle of the desert. And you can joke about avoiding things like sushi, but Vegas is home to the world's top chefs/restaurants, so you better believe they're flying stuff in within 24 hours. Oh, and you may also find a farm or two around here somewhere. Really.
17. Your bachelor party might not be THAT great
A big group of guys isn't getting into the club, so either improve your ratio by sweet-talking some lovely ladies into joining your group, or just rent one of these places and never leave.