Every girl thinks she's Holly Madison
Bottle blonde, fake boobs, and dressed in full makeup, fake eyelashes, sequins, and five-inch heels ALL the time. She'll get really offended if you assume she's a stripper – she's a pool hostess, thankyouverymuch. Be prepared to buy a lot of lavish gifts, because as long as they're gifts (and not cash) then it's totally okay.
Every guy thinks he's Chuck Liddell
The hot maintenance guy at your apartment complex is also an MMA fighter in his spare time. In fact, most guys around here are MMA fighters in their spare time, or at least train at UFC gyms, so be prepared to be impressed by his "fighting" skills... and to pick up all the bar tabs because he's still waiting to get his last fight check.
If your date lives on the other side of the 15, you will never see each other
Ever. East side and West side are like gangs and the I-15 is the territorial divider. There are also coded class conversations about living "East" vs "West" and "North" vs "South." That means something, and we all know it.