X-Burlesque University

If your woman's getting in the way of your Vegas stripper-fest, the least she can do is pick up tips from the pros at X-Burlesque, who'll teach her how to walk sexy in 5" heels, choreograph a show, and cake on an exotic dancer face using a complimentary makeup kit, rewarding her with a diploma when it's all kind of like Slutgers all over again.