8. London has more skyscraper versions of things that are supposed to be way smaller -- we're talking the Gherkin, the Shard, the soon-to-come Mobile Phone Building, etc. Stop trying to coast on that Eiffel Tower, Paris!
9. A typical London breakfast is sausage, eggs, beans, toast, black pudding, bacon, tomato, mushrooms, and hash browns. A typical Parisian breakfast is a croissant and a cigarette.
10. Paris is full of tourists! Literally, it's the most visited city in the world. It's like the One Direction of cities. And then all the tourists end up angry because of all the Parisians.