Get un-romantic in Holborn

Because love means nothing in ping pong, the folks at Bounce have elected to put out a romance-killing shindig on Valentine's, whose rules include "no sharing of pudding, no pet names, and no Michael Buble", while activities will see you play "Smash Your Ex", a round-robin style "Single and Proud", and "Cupid's Day Off", matching up random guests for doubles.