13. Ask them if by "coffee," they meant "Americano"
The answer is yes, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.
14. Engage them in a conversation about the price of their rent
... When it's their round, just to really rub salt in the wound.
15. Be the Northern Line
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Okay, done.
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