And lo, Boris Johnson came down from the top of Hampstead Heath with two tablets filled with words of wisdom on how to live and abide in the fair city of London. If adhered to, these rules would help the city get along, eat good food, and not get robbed blind. These tablets of wisdom did read:
1. Have a favorite burger joint
Honest Burgers, MEATLiquor, Dirty Burger, Five Guys. Whatever. Pick one and stand by it.
2. Know how to navigate Soho
It may be a grid system, but thy will still get lost somehow.
3. Have a couch, extra bed, bath tub, or floor space for visitors to sleep on
Hotels are crazy expensive. Why? Because people really, really want to come here.