Having grown up on a diet of US high school films, it's understandable if some Brits feel robbed of the chance to go to prom and have sex with a young-looking 26yr-old. Well, your opportunity has now arrived, because the party team behind Midnight Steakout has rustled up a prom bash just for you.
Taking place this Sat in an abandoned Victorian train station just off Brick Lane, this tux/prom dress-mandatory (they don't care which) affair greets you with pre-spiked punch & shucked-to-order oysters, after which you'll have your official prom pic taken under a balloon arch by a 20yr photo vet, who, reduced to taking school pictures, may well snap. The operation then heads downstairs for a sit-down surf 'n' turf of BBQ lobster tails & char-grilled rib eyes sided with twice-baked potatoes and samphire & asparagus, then finished with "build-your-own" BBQ banana splits, all served by "beautiful women made up like Pan Am stewardesses & wearing cheerleading costumes & knee socks", sure to give you a B... Graduates of the feast will then hit the floorboards for a dance-off, a battle of Wills that'll see the winning couple showered with prizes and crowned prom king & queen.
There will of course be an after-party, with decks helmed by Milk Tres (headed by a former Spiritualized guitarist), international show-stoppers The Broken Hearts DJs, and a "secret guest", hopefully a 26yr-old who'll want to Porky you.