From a UK blogger who e-stumbled upon 300 classical portraits of Russian generals painted almost 200yrs ago by a fellow Brit, this Tumblr carefully swaps their faces for those of his buddies, family, and real celebrities, who also get quotes like Derren Brown's "Frankly, I think I'm just a balding, goateed showoff", and Bill Shatner's "My. Only intention. In. Speaking this way. Is. To. Make absolutely sure. That. You! The listening audience. Are. Able to. Hear my words! Clearly." What?