6. Person with their bag in the door
For some reason, the Tube won't leave if the door is open. Weird, right?
7. The girl spraying perfume everywhere on herself
If your aim is to unleash an olfactory assault on the rest of the passengers, then you, young lady, have succeeded.
8. Gym buff who forgot deodorant
You may work out, but being trapped underground with you will not.
9. The couple making-out
Please save it for the Paris Metro.
10. The one that thinks they can fit when the carriage is already full
A) You're annoying, and B) you clearly don't realize how fat you truly are.
11. He who jams open the doors to let friends & family on
Man, it's lucky there isn't another train literally every two minutes, otherwise this would be super obnoxious.