10. Hitting Borough Market without the patience of a saint
This better be a suuuuper casual shopping trip.
11. Getting the night bus, alone, without headphones
Drunken people now own your ear canals.
12. I'll just do all my Christmas shopping in town! On Oxford St! In one day!
Why don't more people think of this? It's genius!
13. Buying a danger dog from a cart after a night out
Smell: 10/10! Taste: wait, am I eating the wrapper? Repercussions on your digestive tract: plentiful.