The irrational-hatred-of-the-Germans guy
You didn’t storm the beaches at D-Day. You were’t in the RAF. You desperately want a BMW.
The Germany fan
Curse them and their penalty taking abilities!!
The newfound friend
The moment we score, you will get to know Back-Smacker McMatey over here.
The has-a-stool-but-never-uses-it guy
He’ll just stand there the whole time flaunting it and occasionally, cruelly lowering towards it but never quite making contact.
The stone-cold pessimist
Three nil to us? “We’ll find a way to screw this up.”
Tall guy right in front of the TV
Unless you are Peter Crouch, crouch.
Person who stubbornly “doesn’t care about football”
Wants to enjoy his salad in peace, thank you.