If there is a piece of grass more than 30ft x 30ft, we will have a music festival there this Summer.
16. Shutting up on public transport
Also, no eye contact. It’s glorious.
17. Renaming skyscrapers ridiculous things and making the architects look like chumps
30 St Mary Axe... wait, you mean The Gherkin? Or the mobile phone?
North-South, East-West, Outer-Inner... we’re beginning to run out of dimensions.
At least, now that they’re affordable.
We have more green space than any major city in the world. There're even deer in some of it.
Hahahahaha just kidding. They’re terrible.