Best: Most twin towns
Worst: Most potholes
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Best: Most diversity
Worst: Most failing schools
On the plus side, the schools are failing the maximum possible number of ethnic groups.
Best: Best primary schools
Worst: Most drug misuse
Learning to count is just a gateway to learning to weigh, divide, and then haggle over.
City of Westminster
Best: Most valuable houses
Worst: Highest crime rate
Both of these stats are skewed by the fact that the Houses of Parliament are located here.
Best: Longest-running Nando's
Worst: Most people living in sheds
No, this is not a commentary on the size of an average London flat. Aided by exploitative landlords, migrants desperate for a bed will often opt for a literal garden shed. Near to a legacy Nando's.
Hammersmith and Fulham
Best: Most football clubs
Worst: Worst traffic
You think the traffic's bad now? Just wait until game day.
Best: Lowest teen pregnancy rate
Worst: Most overcrowded primary schools
Thankfully, it looks like that overcrowding problem should solve itself soon enough!
Best: Highest car ownership
Worst: Worst obesity rates
Look Hillingdon, we know you love your car, but unless you start walking places occasionally you're going to damage the suspension.
Best: Smallest change in daily population
Worst: Most asbestos fly-tipping
Almost exactly as many people commute out of Hounslow each day as commute into it... apparently, to dump carcinogens.
Best: Most single people
Worst: Most binge drinking
These two seem to go naturally hand-in-hand (unlike Islington residents).
Kensington and Chelsea
Best: Most affluent
Worst: Most air pollution
The residents are wealthy enough to afford the best of everything, except air.