Venice: Either you've got dreadlocks or you're somehow crazy-rich at 27. Or both, in which case, congrats on your startup. Why aren't you living in San Francisco? Oh, right. Their beaches suck.
Koreatown: Either you're actually Korean (in which case, awesome, enjoy all that amazing food!), or you can't speak Korean and you've heard about all this amazing food in your neighborhood, but the menus kind of confuse you and... maybe it's time to order pizza. Again.
Santa Monica: College is over... or is it? Either way, you know that Friday's gonna start at O'Briens, then move down the street to Library Ale House, then end up at the Basement, where you'll wait in line for an hour before seeing some cover band as you desperately try to pick up whatever's left at 145a. And then Saturday's gonna start at O'Briens...
Hollywood: Your friends from Iowa are so impressed you made it to Hollywood. WOW. If only they knew about all the pukey club girls, never-ending club oontz, dudes who still think it's 1987, and nightly helicopter searches.
The South Bay: Bro, we know you're, like, super-happy to be living by the beach, bra, and, like, you've got a ton of amazing new restaurants that're really geared towards those "adults" that live next door, brosephus, but, like, doesn't shotgunning Coors Light ever get old, bro?
Yes, yes, we know we missed some others. So tell us what people are saying about any/all of those places behind their backs in the comments section below.