I wasn’t sure if my maid would have cleaning supplies, so I had my own ready to go. I also wasn’t sure how awkward I would feel so I had my friend Heidi come over to hang out while she was there. Personally, I couldn’t imagine cleaning someone’s house, let alone cleaning while they are there, let alone cleaning while they are there and I’m topless.
Nikki showed up in T-shirt and jeans with a bag of “stuff.” She asked for a bathroom to change in and within minutes she emerged in her Topless Maids uniform: bare boobs, black and pink panties, a tiny maid apron with a company logo on it, a garter belt, fishnet tights, and black platform ankle boots. Heidi and I took one look at her and we knew the last thing she was equipped to do was clean. Of course I had to ask -- for investigative purposes of course, if my topless maid would, you know, actually be cleaning. She explained that anything beyond dusting and some “light” chores would cost extra and is usually done by another person who would come along with her and bring the appropriate equipment. Which, apparently, isn’t just boobs and cleaning supplies.