14. Jungle Cruise
The Jungle Cruise has a lot going for it: lifelike rhinos, a guide with a gun, a lazy-river type of feel. Thing is, it also has sort-of-uncomfortable-to-discuss headhunter savages. On the fence.
13. The Matterhorn
"But," you just said in your brain (or out loud if you're weird), "what about the secret basketball court? What about the Abominable Snowman? Shouldn't this ride be much higher on the list?" No, it shouldn't: it's uncomfortable, it's too short, and it's not nearly as scary as you remember it being. That nostalgia? Your parents put it there, 'cause when they were your age, it was the best thing in the park. No more, mom. No more.
12. Alice in Wonderland
Not only is this excessively trippy ride extra-long, but it has this moment where you go from inside to outside and can see the line of suckers standing outside the Matterhorn. Meanwhile, you're riding a caterpillar. Aboosh.