4. Splash Mountain
Recently, my log got stuck in the middle section of Splash Mountain, after the first little mini flume, after things get dark, and when all the characters are cackling. And cackling. And cackling. And cackling. And cackling. We were eventually escorted off the ride, which was cool in and of itself because did you know there's a hidden stairway at the back of Splash Mountain for if it gets stuck when everyone's cackling? I didn't. Also that final flume is awesome.
3. Space Mountain
You probably expected Space Mountain to be first, 'cause everything about it is great, right? The way the train shoots up that first climb, the surf-rock music playing in your ears, the virtual near-miss with another train once you're in the tracks? Yes, all those things are great. What's not great is the line, and the fact that Space Mountain ALWAYS BREAKS DOWN RIGHT BEFORE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ON IT. Always. Al. Ways.