E3 -- the biggest video game/pop culture/absurdity convention, like, anywhere -- is in LA this week, which means so is a whole crap ton of cosplayers, booth girls, and dudes who totally beat Destiny the day it came out, all of whom you really have to see to understand how truly ridiculous this thing has become. So here they are...

1. This stitch guy thing, who had no idea this world was SOOO big

2. This deep-in-concentration dude

3. Bob, whose sword is definitely bigger than yours

4. Brenda, whose sword is DEFINITELY bigger than yours

5. This guy who can't find the Sunset Strip

6. This... trash can? WTF is this thing?

7. This terrifying... ly gorgeous lady

8. This maid-a-milking

9. These brave duellers

10. This woman, whose cosplay is... something. Something, for sure.

11. These old-school nerds. But not in a derogatory way.
In a "yo, you nerds are totally a'iight and keep doing what you're doing" way.

12. Cap'n Jack Sparrow...
... 's brother Ryan Sparrow.

13. A real life police officer! Well, maybe. Also: Asian ladies and zombies!

14. This guy who got lost on his way to FYF Fest

15. This clowny bastard

16. Frank, who could not be more excited for Pixels to come out later this summer

17. These girls, who are totally, literally not listening to you trying to pick them up

18. This power couple

19. This dude, who takes Duck Hunt super seriously
And this other dude who takes pictures of this dude, who takes Duck Hunt super seriously.

20. This crazy-ass zombie

21. These crazy-ass zombies... just takin' a selfie

22. This dude who's saying "Fuck my wheelchair, I'm gonna be a super-badass." You go, dude.

23. These people, who are obviously listening to Van Halen, or Kriss Kross, or House of Pain

24. This guy, who's missing about 50lbs, suspenders, and a moustache

25. This totally adorbs couple

26. This woman, who's just following the rules

27. This woman, who's probably breaking some sort of rule

28. This woman, who just totally rules

29. These two, who are RAGING HARD

30. This fake lady, who may actually be more real than the lady she's imitating
Yes, that's a Kardashian joke.

31. This guy, who's extremely excited about miniatures. For some reason.

32. These sort-of-superheroes

33. This live-action ad for FarmersOnly.com

34. These ultra-smiley lasses

35. These hired henchmen

36. This Stormtrooper... and his new, uh, "special friends"

37. This off-roading expert

38. Tony. Fucking. Hawk.

39. Toad...
... 's creepy uncle Gary.

40. Ryu and Ken. Yep, definitely Ken.

41. This, uh. Yeah. This.

42. Kimbo Slice on a speeder bike?

43. These women, who... y'know, let's sit this one out. These women. Who are amazing.

44. This guy, who you're inevitably going to see in cuffs on Cops someday

45. Sarah, who's obviously in for the ride of her life

46. These fake-ass supervillans...

47. ... and this ultra-real supervillain. Whoa.
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Jeff Miller is still stuck on Destiny. Follow him on Instagram at @jeffmlllerla or on Twitter at @thrillistla.