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47 People Who TOTALLY Capture How Nuts E3 Is

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E3 -- the biggest video game/pop culture/absurdity convention, like, anywhere -- is in LA this week, which means so is a whole crap ton of cosplayers, booth girls, and dudes who totally beat Destiny the day it came out, all of whom you really have to see to understand how truly ridiculous this thing has become. So here they are...

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1. This stitch guy thing, who had no idea this world was SOOO big

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2. This deep-in-concentration dude

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3. Bob, whose sword is definitely bigger than yours

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4. Brenda, whose sword is DEFINITELY bigger than yours

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5. This guy who can't find the Sunset Strip

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6. This... trash can? WTF is this thing?

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7. This terrifying... ly gorgeous lady

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8. This maid-a-milking

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9. These brave duellers

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10. This woman, whose cosplay is... something. Something, for sure.

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11. These old-school nerds. But not in a derogatory way.

In a "yo, you nerds are totally a'iight and keep doing what you're doing" way.

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12. Cap'n Jack Sparrow...

... 's brother Ryan Sparrow.

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13. A real life police officer! Well, maybe. Also: Asian ladies and zombies!

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14. This guy who got lost on his way to FYF Fest

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15. This clowny bastard

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16. Frank, who could not be more excited for Pixels to come out later this summer

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17. These girls, who are totally, literally not listening to you trying to pick them up

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18. This power couple

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19. This dude, who takes Duck Hunt super seriously

And this other dude who takes pictures of this dude, who takes Duck Hunt super seriously.

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20. This crazy-ass zombie

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21. These crazy-ass zombies... just takin' a selfie

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22. This dude who's saying "Fuck my wheelchair, I'm gonna be a super-badass." You go, dude.

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23. These people, who are obviously listening to Van Halen, or Kriss Kross, or House of Pain

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24. This guy, who's missing about 50lbs, suspenders, and a moustache

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25. This totally adorbs couple

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26. This woman, who's just following the rules

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27. This woman, who's probably breaking some sort of rule

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28. This woman, who just totally rules

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29. These two, who are RAGING HARD

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30. This fake lady, who may actually be more real than the lady she's imitating

Yes, that's a Kardashian joke.

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31. This guy, who's extremely excited about miniatures. For some reason.

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32. These sort-of-superheroes

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33. This live-action ad for FarmersOnly.com

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34. These ultra-smiley lasses

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35. These hired henchmen

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36. This Stormtrooper... and his new, uh, "special friends"

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37. This off-roading expert

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38. Tony. Fucking. Hawk.

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39. Toad...

... 's creepy uncle Gary.

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40. Ryu and Ken. Yep, definitely Ken.

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41. This, uh. Yeah. This.

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42. Kimbo Slice on a speeder bike?

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43. These women, who... y'know, let's sit this one out. These women. Who are amazing.

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44. This guy, who you're inevitably going to see in cuffs on Cops someday

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45. Sarah, who's obviously in for the ride of her life

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46. These fake-ass supervillans...

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47. ... and this ultra-real supervillain. Whoa.

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Jeff Miller is still stuck on Destiny. Follow him on Instagram at @jeffmlllerla or on Twitter at @thrillistla.