What LA postcards should really say

Pretty much anyone who visits LA... provided they're old... and still using the postal service... because they can't figure out email... buys and sends some relative a postcard. Thing is, those picturesque LA scenes are, frankly, not as great as they look, which is why -- inspired by The Bold Italic's original takedown of SF -- we came up with these original LA postcards that cut the crap, and say what we're all really thinking.