Unless Champagne gives you gas
too, you're gonna go out on New Year's Eve. That means hitting open bars, eating unlimited food, kissing random strangers at midnight, and seeing these 13 absolutely terrible people.
1. That dude who wears a tuxedo and top hat, no matter what
You're at a party in Reseda. Chill out.
2. The guy pushing his way to the front of the bar
Listen man, the open bar ends at 10p for all of us. We understand it's 958p. That's why we got in this line 45-minutes ago.
3. The guys in the band you're seeing at The Echo who play a cover of "1999"
Why the hell are you seeing this band, again?