4. The chick crying in the corner because her boyfriend "is over there having fun without me"
Oh God, he's wearing a tuxedo and top hat, too?
5. The girl who thinks she's way more attractive than she is
Your shiny dress and Wonderbra won't get you into the club tonight. Sorry.
6. The guy wearing "ironic" 2001 glasses with no lenses
Just stop, bro.
7. Your friend who keeps looking at his watch at 1007p and saying, "C'mon, guys, we gotta leave now to get from the Marina to Downtown by 1130p if we want to make it to the other party before the ball drops!"
We all understand traffic, dude. Just tell the girl you're trying to hook up with to come West instead.
8. Your other friend who refuses to either drive or help pay for a limo
Oh you're just gonna hail a cab? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha.