4. Your sports announcers are terrible
Wait, unless you have a Vin Scully, too? Oh you don't? Yeah, so, terrible then.
5. Really though, IT COSTS INFINITY DOLLARS TO LIVE THERE
Remember that Silicon Valley boom that made it cost, like, 4 billion dollars to get 200sqft of space? Didn't happen here. So enjoy having a "living room nook" while, for the same money, we'll enjoy having a, y'know, living room. And a nook. And, like, another living room.