The Price is Right Loser
Where you'll see them: The Farmers Market
At least you can go home and tell your friends you saw Drew Carey in person, right?
Where you'll see them: Rodeo Dr; Abbot-Kinney
It doesn't matter if the brand's Hermes or something hipster -- a bevy of bags means you probably got suckered into buying overpriced merch you could've ordered online, but didn't, because a trip is an excuse to max out your credit cards. Congrats!
Guy Taking Pictures at the Beverly Hills Sign
Where you'll see them: The Beverly Hills sign. All of them.
There really isn't anything that indicates "I'm a basic tourist and literally couldn't come up with something interesting to do today" like taking your photo in front of a sign that says "Beverly Hills." Enjoy your Sprinkles cupcakes!
Dude Who's Never Seen Standup Comedy
Where you'll see them: The Improv, the Laugh Factory, and the Comedy Store
Somehow, when a comic says "how are you doin'?" they think it actually means, like, a conversation. They're also really x10 excited to see Dane Cook do a stop-by. Really.