The Coachella Weekender
Where you'll see them: At LAX, in April
"What do you mean it's a three-hour drive? Can you, like, take us?" No. Definitely, positively not.
The Guy Who Is Trying to Sell His Screenplay About Robot Dogs
Where you'll see them: Being escorted out of CAA
Just because your friend's friend moved here and is working for a Junior Account Exec doesn't mean you've got a foot in the door. Move here, get a roommate in East Hollywood, and start out as a waiter, like everyone else.
Girl Who Just Can't Believe Medical Marijuana Is Legal
Where you'll see them: Venice Beach
Even when you explain to them that, yes, the woman in the "nurse" uniform asking if you want marijuana is asking if you want marijuana, they think you're joking. EVEN IF YOU'RE SMOKING IN FRONT OF THEM.