7. Swimming in the Ohio River
If you dip your toe in, there’s a significant possibility that toe will shrivel up and liquefy like that Nazi's face in Indiana Jones.
8. Eating at a chain restaurant
Blah blah blah, Louisville food is the best. You’ve heard it, we’ve all heard it, just don’t let us catch you at a chain restaurant. Joe’s Crab Shack? Are you kidding me?
9. Dating someone from Southern Indiana
Many Louisvillians make this mistake in the fall, when fun stuff like Harvest Homecoming and pumpkin picking at Huber's lures us to Southern Indiana. Then, you start dating a Hoosier and pretty soon you’re arguing about whose turn it is to cross the wretched bridge for date night. This just isn’t going to work out.