12. Own a little souvenir Louisville Slugger bat and keep it handy for robbers
What? They give them out on field trips.
13. End up at a 4th St Live! bachelor/bachelorette party and barely survive
Why else would anyone go to a place that serves low-quality liquor by the fishbowl and has a mechanical bull with a crab infestation? Woooo, Becky’s getting married!
14. Have a really strong opinion about Lynn’s Paradise Café
Should she sell? Should she re-open? Was the food really as good or as bad as you remember? Were those biscuits really fluffy golden angel wings of bliss? Or was it all a dream?
15. Wear flip-flops and snow boots in the same week
Probably the week of Thunder Over Louisville.
16. Bitch about the Forecastle lineup
“What do you MEAN we only got Sam Smith? Are you serious? At least Modest Mouse will be there...”