... Unless their Bible Belt won’t let them do that
This is Kentucky, and that cool, fun, sexy girl you met at the bar might be saving herself for marriage. If you’re not on the same page of that Good Book, move on.
Moving in’s not a priority
The cost of living here is so affordable that there’s really no rush to move in, or make any major changes to a very stable, very predictable life that is only as exciting as the latest college basketball game or new IPA. Relationships can move glacially slowly as a result.
They’re never going to move away
Bad breakup? Well, tough titties... if you haven’t put it together yet, that your ex is never going to pack up and take off for Chicago, Seattle or Tokyo. And if for some crazy reason they do, they’ll be back soon enough. Don’t worry, they’ll eventually get together with someone else -- it'll just probably be someone you know from work or school.