7. No one around here is going to judge you for eating too much, because every Friday is Fat Kid Friday.
8. No one is going to judge you for partying too much, because with things like the International Blues Challenge, Beale Street Music Fest, Beale Street in general (seeing as said music fest oddly enough isn’t on Beale), who could blame you?
9. There’s going to be so much beer! Ghost River, Memphis Made, High Cotton, Wiseacre… that new brewery you don’t know about yet that we’ll tell you about. We love beer! You love beer. This will be fun.
10. In all seriousness, Memphis is a singular American city and Thrillist has wanted to be there permanently for a while now. It’s crazy it has taken this long, but making up for lost time is going to be quite a ride. Get ready!